I couldn't resist.
Of course, I'm not sure about that whole cousin comment at the end. I could have sworn Barry was Saffron.
Your Score: Cayenne Pepper
You scored 75% intoxication, 75% hotness, 75% complexity, and 50% craziness!
You are Cayenne! You're known for your dry wit, saucy remarks, and ability to stimulate (take that however you want). People in hot climates like you for your ability to make them sweat, but you're also quite good for people all over the world. Just don't mention your cousin, deadly nightshade.
Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
What spice are you?